Better Call Gerard — A One-Hour Crash Test for Your Business in the AI Era
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Crash test your business

Better call Gerard.

One hour. You leave with the verdict nobody else wants to give you — kill it, fix it, or ship it — and a plan for whichever it is.

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€300 · 60 MIN
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Gerard — AI Tinkerers Valencia

Building has never been this cheap.

That's the trap.

Anyone can ship a product in a weekend. So the product no longer decides who wins.

I run AI Tinkerers Valencia, people show me their projects and the pattern is always the same: the tech never kills them.

What kills them is a concept nobody pays for, a prayer as go-to-market, and a business model that only works in a spreadsheet.

Gerard talking with a builder at the harbor
A speaker presenting to the room at an AI Tinkerers Valencia meetup
The AI Tinkerers room, not stock photos
A full room at an AI Tinkerers Valencia meetup
500+ builders

You can spend six months finding that out.

Or one hour.

A crash test.

The concept.

Does anyone pay for this, or does it just sound nice?

The go-to-market.

How you get customers in the AI era, where almost every distribution approach is full of bots.

The business model.

Where the money comes from, and whether the margin survives the next Claude update.

Not a pep talk.

Not coaching. Not therapy. Not a pitch rehearsal where I nod.

I don't debug your code — that's between you and Claude.

Not consulting either. I won't do it for you. If you want that, ask me at the end of the call — different conversation, different number.

The damage:
€300
— one hour.

If that sounds expensive, price it against six months of building the wrong thing.

Limited availability

Four slots a month. When they're gone, you wait.

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Before you ask.

Q.

How finished does my project need to be?

It doesn't matter. If it's bad, I'll tell you it's bad and exactly why. If it's good, I'll tell you where it breaks next.

Q.

Will you be nice?

I'll be useful. Sometimes those overlap.

Q.

What if you tell me my idea is dead?

Then €300 just bought back the six months you were about to spend on it. Cheapest thing on this page.

Q.

Can my cofounder join?

Yes. Same hour, same price.

Q.

Do you sign NDAs?

No. I see hundreds of projects a year. Your idea isn't the moat, your execution is.

Q.

What happens after the call?

You get the meeting notes and your next moves. If you want hands-on help executing them, ask me on the call.

Stop asking your friends.
They can only lie to you.

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Better Call Gerard
AI Tinkerers Valencia Crash Tested Est. 2026
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